In the land of pool fences, the man with the key something something

I don’t know all the words to all the sayings, but even if I did, I wouldn't laud it over everyone else like some people I know. They just think they’re so smart because they went to Oxford. I could have gone to Oxford too if I wanted it, and if I wanted to learn about British people and their history. Instead I got a head start in the workforce. You could call it an instead start. That’s not a great pun, but I’m sticking with it; that’s what I do. Even if something is bad, I still stay with it. That can be a bad thing, because I’ve had the same pool people for a long time. I’ve finally decided that enough is enough, and I won’t take any of this horrible nonsense anymore. I’m going to be taking my business elsewhere from now on, to the best pool fencing Melbourne company you’ve ever seen! I just need to find it first. Quickly, get me a phone; I need to call my friend. I am feeling a little vulnerable right now, and I’m glad he’s there to help me. I don’t know if I’ll ever find that perfect company, and that’s why I’m so vulnerable. I’m sure I’ll get over it, but I’m also sure that I might not. See the dilemma here? It’s a bad situation I’m in, but it’s also a blessing in disguise; a chance to find out what I really want out of my glass pool fencing Melbourne company. So it turns out that there are many things that I want out of pool fencing and none of them are reasonable. I still want them though, and that’s the worst part. I hope that one day I can get them, and then I can be happy with what I have. I hope that we can get this beautiful looking glass pool fence Melbourne and then life will be good. I can only hope that anyway.